He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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