he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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