Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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