I must be too annoying 4 u.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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