Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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