she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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