I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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