There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm really into asian looking animals
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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