Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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