On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
