Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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