I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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