In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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