I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
