Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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