i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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