Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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