bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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