let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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