do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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