I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
