So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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