People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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