Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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