So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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