I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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