I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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