is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just want nice things and good sex
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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