thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
