yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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