yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just found puke in my bra..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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