READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
