Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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