i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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