And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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