you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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