So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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