3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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