i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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