Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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