Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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