Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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