If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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