so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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