I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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