"it" just moved
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Help. Why am I so naked?
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