im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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