can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
