Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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