How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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