I just made out with a guy for $7.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
40s are totally the cure
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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