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I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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