that's an acceptable place to lick
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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