I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
porn star boner night. come get it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
